A friend of mine, we’ll call him “Bames,” has seen a lot of pornographic films in his time. Bames says that his favorite part of a porno flick is the last line. If it’s just a throw-away line, no one really remembers, but sometimes the writers are inspired, and you can have yourself a “Gone With the Wind” or “Casablanca” moment. Ironically enough, the last lines in “Dong With the End” and “Ass-a-blanca” were not that great though. Bames compiled his list of the ten best last lines in a porno film, and here are the results.
- “No Mrs. Bachmann, I won’t be your beard anymore!” (“Lies & Crazy Eyes”)
- “I’m going to make that chicken go bagock on my cock!” (“Fucking Chickens, Pt. 24″)
- “And that George, is how you REALLY fuck something up. Now can you give me that dildo back?” (“Constantly Tinkering”)
- “So you’re saying that this was all just a fucking ruse? Just a hoax? A way to get me to put my wiener in you? Well I am appalled maddam! Simply appalled!” (“ChainBang 69″)
- “What do you think’s in the burger?” (“You Can’t Spew That On Television”)
- “Rectum? Damned near killed her when I fucked her in her rectum!” (“Old Jokes Die Hard”)
- “And that, Frank McCourt, is how you fuck an entire baseball organization. Now can you give me that dildo back. No, not your ex-wife. The penile shaped thing I had jammed in your b-spot.” (“The Toys of Summer”)
- “There is…another…Sky…walker…” (“CuddleFucks and Fudgesicles”)
- “Mmm. I love your magic underwear, Mitt my boy!” (“More Man For the Job”)
- “TITTIES!” (“Titties! The Musical”)
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