We here at Into the Garbage Chute really like to stay on top of current trends. If you’re not ahead of the curve, your behind the 8 ball and up a creek, painted into a corner between a rock and a hard place. We here at Into the Garbage Chute also really love slang terms for genitalia, male and female. It’s come to our attention that some of the more “classic” terms for our Happy Parts just aren’t cutting the mustard, starting with “Happy Parts.”
As a public service to you, our readers, we present now ten new slang terms for genitalia. Enjoy!
FOR THE LADIES:
Flamboyant Flanges of Fornication
Smurms
Moistened Cupcake
Lippy McGee
The Fuck Oven
FOR THE UN-LADIES:
Sex Sprinkler
The Xylobone
Mrs. Knott’s Fried Chicken
Clam Chowder Horn
Pinwheel, Pinwheel, Spinning Around
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