FACT #1 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED MALT LIQUOR

FACT #2 –  ALL DINOSAURS LOVED NINTENDO WII

FACT #3 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED WEARING BLACK CHUCKS

FACT #4 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS (AND WORE THEIR HATS ASKEW)

FACT #5 – ALL DINOSAURS BELIEVED IN NOT TAXING THE RICH IN FAVOR OF FUCKING OVER THE POOR (AND SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THIS LED TO THE DOWNFALL OF THEIR MIDDLE CLASS AND ULTIMATELY THEIR EXTINCTION)