See, she's HAPPY to ram it in his B-hole!
I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but Toot Toot. I’m really good at interpersonal relationship shit. You can be too. At the heart of all domestic disputes and drama is communication breakdown. However, if you ask your wife or girlfriend these five questions, I guarantee you will have a happy and fruitful relationship for years to come. Let’s begin, shall we?
- ”Bitch, why are you stingy with the pussy?”
- “You do realize that buttfuckery is always on the menu, right?”
- “Is it cool if I just make this one about me, and I’ll get you next time?”
- “How much trouble would it be to ask your friend with the big titties into the bedroom?”
- “Bitch, why are you stingy with the pussy?” (This one is very important)
Getting answers to these questions will mean a lifetime of love, happiness and really angry, almost reluctant sexual intercourse. Nothing is hotter than your partner begrudgingly performing a sex act on, about or to you. The more degrading for you and/or her, the better!
You’re welcome, everyone. Really, very welcome.
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