This week’s installment of Ask James brings us an email from a woman looking for the perfect Christmas gift for her husband. If you are in need of advice, drop me a line at James@TheGarbageChute.com.

Dear James,

My husband and I have been married for 14 years and have two kids. It’s coming up to Christmas time and I’m wondering if you have any suggestions for what to get him. He’s a pretty conservative guy, and his favorite shows are political talking-head type shows. He also is an accomplished oboe player and speaks fluent French. He’s a hard guy to buy for, but every year I rack my brain trying to find the right gift for him.

Hoping You Can Help,

Beth G. Hampton Hills, NC

Dear Bethy-Poo (using nicknames early is the key to establishing an awesome friendship),

I think it’s pretty clear what your next gift to your husband should be. If your husband is into those social-political-commentary type shows, and he speaks French fluently those two things equate to one, very simple gift. I think it could revolutionize his world as well as get you way laid.

Of course I mean buying forty-five of these Husky Dog Keychains from Ty. 

Wrap them up in a burlap sack with a pretty pink bow. He will never ever want to leave your side.

You’re Totally Welcome,

James S.

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