You will get absolutely nothing out of watching this. At least from a philosophical standpoint. Okay, from most any standpoint. But I think you’ll like this. It’s from a project that my good friend Dave and I started. We wanted …
I want to own a goat.
Let me rephrase that.
I wanna own a goat!
I don’t know that I’d be able to do much with it, seeing as I have absolutely zero experience with goats or raising them. I …
Sometimes I do really stupid shit for no reason whatsoever.
This is not one of those times. I present to you the single greatest moment in the classic martial arts film, “The Karate Kid.” But this moment is so momentary …
I fucking love “Rocky IV.” Less as a piece of legitimate cinema, and more for the overtly patriotic Cold War propaganda that it was. For those who don’t know, “Rocky IV” is the fourth installment of a series of …
I don’t know why, but Maryland just always seems to suck. Well, except for John Waters. I fucking love John Waters, and he should not be included in the collective loathing and hatred we all surely feel for Maryland.
I …
I’ve been thinking a lot about suicide…like having thoughts about killing myself. I guess I probably didn’t need to define suicide, as it’s a pretty self-explanatory thing, but one should never assume anything in these economic times. The cost of …
Look, if we’re going to do this thing, you and me, we’re going to have to get to know each other on an uncomfortably personal level. …
Recently an old friend of mine said that they found themselves bored on a long car ride. This got me to thinking that there’s a whole genre of music out there that has stayed pretty much untouched and untapped for …
If I was given a diagnosis by a doctor that meant I only had one day to live, what would I do? The answer may seem difficult to come up with, if you have no sense of what is important …
