Category Archives: Comedically Aimed
5 Things You Don’t Know About Me
Look, if we’re going to do this thing, you and me, we’re going to have to get to know each other on an uncomfortably personal level. …
A Classic “Car Song” Updated For Modern Times
Recently an old friend of mine said that they found themselves bored on a long car ride. This got me to thinking that there’s a whole genre of music out there that has stayed pretty much untouched and untapped …
24 Hours To Live
If I was given a diagnosis by a doctor that meant I only had one day to live, what would I do? The answer may seem difficult to come up with, if you have no sense of what is …
An Update On My 2011 New Year’s Resolutions
Last year I made some New Year’s Resolutions. Usually I try to avoid them, but I really felt like 2011 was going to be my year to make big changes in my life, all with one goal in mind: …
5 Phrases That Are Never Sexy
We all need a little help from time to time, especially in the bedroom (where a lot of the fucking happens). Sure, maybe you know how to behave at a laundromat (where even more fucking happens), and maybe you …
48 Things I Love To Say (or Shout) While Having Sex With My Sex Partner
- Yipeeeeee!
- Holy shit! This is some awesome sex we’re having right now!
- Booby-Titties!
- Wow, this is turning out really great for my cock.
- Seriously though, it was kinda weird when Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz dated, right?!
- How lucky
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Planning Ahead: Words and Phrases That Will Be Big in 2012
I’m a writer. I write. Therefore if there’s anything I’m going to be inherently better at than probably 99% of you reading this it’s knowing about words and phrases. Language is my life’s work, it’s the apple in my …
10 Great Last Porn Lines
A friend of mine, we’ll call him “Bames,” has seen a lot of pornographic films in his time. Bames says that his favorite part of a porno flick is the last line. If it’s just a throw-away line, no …
10 Ways to Make Facebook More Fun
Facebook is fun, for the most part. Where else can you keep connected with people that you like enough to trade “Happy Birthday” wall posts and smart-assed comments with, but who you don’t necessarily want to see in the …
