Category Archives: Comedically Aimed

Economic Downturn Even Hits Satan

Economic Downturn Even Hits Satan

News out of Hell is that the decline in the global economy and the breakdown of the sub-prime lending market has lead to Beelzebub downsizing his Souls-for-Favors program.

Representatives for the Ultimate Evil Power in the Universe have stated that …

Can You Guess What’s Wrong In This Picture?

Can You Guess What’s Wrong In This Picture?

This picture will blow your minds! Something is definitely not right in it.

Email your answers to James@thegarbagechute.com and if you’re right, I will send you the candy bar of your choice.…

Long Lost Photo Confirms John Lennon Was Right!

Long Lost Photo Confirms John Lennon Was Right!

John Lennon was indeed speaking the absolute truth when he quipped that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus. This is true at least according to the archival photo, seen here, that reveals some stunning truths about the subject.

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5 Movies I Wish Were Made In 3-D

5 Movies I Wish Were Made In 3-D

3-D is huge right now. Like gigantic. It seems like every movie is being released in 3-D nowadays. Whether they’re being turned into 3-D movies later with post-production processing or they’re shot first in true 3-D fashion, 3-D movies are …

An Open Letter to Dr. Laura

An Open Letter to Dr. Laura

Dear Dr. Laura,

What the fuck took you so long?!

Thanks for “Doing the Right Thing”…about 15 years too late. Don’t let the door hit you, you sanctimonious cow.

Regards,

Anyone who has any kind of sympathy for the human …

Undead Teenage Lawyer Chefs: The Musical Operating Room

Undead Teenage Lawyer Chefs: The Musical Operating Room

I’ve decided that the best way to make millions of dollars is to cash in on the latest television show fads. Instead of just making a vampire show, or just making a musical show, or just making a show about …

Empire Sympathizers Outraged Over Jedi Temple Location

Empire Sympathizers Outraged Over Jedi Temple Location

A firestorm of anger, fear and aggression has been touched after Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight, revealed on Monday that the site of the first Death Star’s destruction, Yavin 4, has been chosen to hold the new Jedi Temple. Imperial Loyalists …

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