It’s Valentine’s Day! The day of the year when we all express our love for our significant others the best way we can: through consumer purchases of high-ticket items. Nothing says I love you like an expensive piece of …
Scientists in Zurich have released the findings of their 38 year long research into exactly how many licks it would take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
The official number is 712,230 licks to get …
I have a new mistress. Her name is Deviled-Egg Potato Salad. I wrote a missive to her, below.
Dear Deviled-Egg Potato Salad,
Why? Why are you so simultaneously beguiling and gas-inducing? On the one hand I enjoy your creamy-eggy-mustardy goodness. …
5. Menstrual Blood and Cream
4. Coconut and Diarrhea
3. Chunky Herpes Sore Sorbet
2. Scabby Vanilla
1. AIDS…
Tonight President Barrack Obama will deliver his State of the Union Address. He’s an impassioned and brilliant speaker, so I’m sure it will be a memorable speech. Congressional Democrats and Republicans, in the wake of the Arizona shooting tragedy have …
You know what I like? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’m really just too cool to like anything, well with any kind of earnest emotion or passion. There’s no musical act, movie, or TV show I actually enjoy. I just think it’s …
This week’s installment of Ask James brings us a strange coincidence. I got two letters from two different people, both in the same marriage, it would appear. I think my answers to their problems really should help them find peace …
It’s not lost on me at all what today is a celebration of. And I have a piece on the great Dr. King cooking up right now as well, but I wanted to first address the Golden Globes last night, …
So Sarah Palin is all in a lather because of what she’s claiming is “blood libel.” She’s completely blown away, it would appear, by the pundits and analysts saying that maybe rhetoric like hers is at least partially to …
