Category Archives: Fake Advice
5 Phrases That Are Never Sexy
We all need a little help from time to time, especially in the bedroom (where a lot of the fucking happens). Sure, maybe you know how to behave at a laundromat (where even more fucking happens), and maybe you …
The 10 Best Places to “Pop the Question”
Where and when you decide to ask your intended to marry you is very important. For instance, if you choose to do it at some kind of stadium event on the big scoreboard, that says “I love my chosen …
A Primer on a Succesful Key Party
We here at the Garbage Chute, and by “we” I mean “me,” are big fans of sexual exploration. If our sex lives were to be compared to famous historical figures, we’d like to be known as the Christopher Columbus …
5 Questions to Ask Your Wife or Girlfriend
I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but Toot Toot. I’m really good at interpersonal relationship shit. You can be too. At the heart of all domestic disputes and drama is communication breakdown. However, if you ask your …
Valentine’s Day: A Day of True Love
It’s Valentine’s Day! The day of the year when we all express our love for our significant others the best way we can: through consumer purchases of high-ticket items. Nothing says I love you like an expensive piece …
Ask James: A Couple of Issues
This week’s installment of Ask James brings us a strange coincidence. I got two letters from two different people, both in the same marriage, it would appear. I think my answers to their problems really should help them find …
Ask James: The Santa Conundrum
In this week’s installment of Ask James I answer an email from a reader who is wondering when she should tell her child the truth about Santa Clause.
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Ask James: Hubby Christmas Gift
This week’s installment of Ask James brings us an email from a woman looking for the perfect Christmas gift for her husband. If you are in need of advice, drop me a line at James@TheGarbageChute.com.…
Ask James: Demon Squatter
This week’s question comes from a man or woman by the name of Bubbles. Bubbles has a particularly challenging situation involving an uninvited demonic house guest. Luckily for Bubbles I happen to be an expert on paranormal and demonic
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