10 Great Last Porn Lines
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10 Great Last Porn Lines

A friend of mine, we’ll call him “Bames,” has seen a lot of pornographic films in his time. Bames says that his favorite part of a porno flick is the last line. If it’s just a throw-away line, no one …

10 Ways to Make Facebook More Fun
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10 Ways to Make Facebook More Fun

Facebook is fun, for the most part. Where else can you keep connected with people that you like enough to trade “Happy Birthday” wall posts and smart-assed comments with, but who you don’t necessarily want to see in the flesh? …

10 New Slang Terms For Genitalia Everyone Is Raving About!
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10 New Slang Terms For Genitalia Everyone Is Raving About!

We here at Into the Garbage Chute really like to stay on top of current trends. If you’re not ahead of the curve, your behind the 8 ball and up a creek, painted into a corner between a rock and …

The Crimes Against Humanity Perpetrated by Eddie Murphy
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The Crimes Against Humanity Perpetrated by Eddie Murphy

Next year, the Academy Awards are going to be hosted by Eddie Murhpy.

“YAY!” Screams the eight year old James who has yet to see what would become of this once truly inspiring comedian’s career. The nearly 31 year old …

5 Probably Totally Possibly True Facts About Dinosaurs
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5 Probably Totally Possibly True Facts About Dinosaurs

FACT #1 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED MALT LIQUOR

FACT #2 –  ALL DINOSAURS LOVED NINTENDO WII

 

FACT #3 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED WEARING BLACK CHUCKS

FACT #4 – ALL DINOSAURS LOVED THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS (AND WORE THEIR HATS …

The 10 Best Places to “Pop the Question”
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The 10 Best Places to “Pop the Question”

Where and when you decide to ask your intended to marry you is very important. For instance, if you choose to do it at some kind of stadium event on the big scoreboard, that says “I love my chosen team …

The Star Wars Aging Principle
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The Star Wars Aging Principle


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I (Finally) Answer The Question On Everyone’s Mind
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I (Finally) Answer The Question On Everyone’s Mind

No. No, I’m not ready for some motherfucking football.…

Hey, Kristen!
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Hey, Kristen!

Hey, Kristen! Where were you last summer? Were you hanging out with your friends Ron and Stan? Or were you smuggling cocaine into the country? You tell me Kristen! Word on the street is that it’s the latter. And if …

Awkward
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Awkward

Mmm. I have to admit I’m super turned-on right now. We’re talking an all-expenses-paid sojourn to Boner Town. If erections were currency I’d have a liquidity in turgidity. There is nothing on my mind except getting this thing in my …

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