A Primer on a Succesful Key Party
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We here at the Garbage Chute, and by “we” I mean “me,” are big fans of sexual exploration. If our sex lives were to be compared to famous historical figures, we’d like to be known as the Christopher Columbus of …
Um, I would think it would go without fucking saying, but apparently not. Under no uncertain circumstances should any of you fucknuts touch my Subaru. I mean it, dipshits. Keep your motherfucking hands off my Subaru.…
It’s graduation time throughout the country. Kids are moving up or out of school every day now. As these rites of passage take place, it’s more apparent to me that teachers are more important to the human race than probably …
Rico Chico was a man no one fucked with. He was what some might call “rootin’ tootin’” or others might call him “dangerously edgy and cool.” Others just called him Fred, because after all, that was Rico Chico’s given name, …
