Where and when you decide to ask your intended to marry you is very important. For instance, if you choose to do it at some kind of stadium event on the big scoreboard, that says “I love my chosen team more than you, but I’ll throw you a bone and for one moment make you as important as my team.” In my ongoing attempt to help the masses, here are ten really great places to ask the biggest question ever.
The Produce Section of Your Local Market
SUGGESTED LINE: "These melons are plump, like yours. Want to marry my ass?"
The San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant
SUGGESTED LINE: "Those things remind me of your tits. Let's get married."
Your Local Recycling Center
SUGGESTED LINE: "Wow, these big blue containers remind of your tits. Let's marry each other in a ceremony with hats and flowers."
An Abortion Clinic
SUGGESTED LINE: "Women who get abortions have breasts. Will you marry me?"
At Target
SUGGESTED LINE: "For some reason, Target's logo always reminds me of a big red nipple on a boob. What do you say we make this a real partnership and we get married?"
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