Snooki vs. a Cheeto?

This one could be too close to call.

They’re both orange and devoid of an IQ above 50. I don’t think either is equipped with what it would take to think their way out of a fight. So this one would be a bloody struggle for supremacy.

Ultimately I have to go for Snooki on this one. Her nails would carve up Cheeto pretty badly. Though this one really could go in Cheetos favor if it could come up with a sufficient math problem (1+2=?) that would confuse Snooki enough to get a good shot in.