If you had to choose between a monkey and a microphone which would you choose? I’d probably choose the monkey, but I know I’d probably second-guess my decision as soon as I made it, either way. I mean, a monkey provides you endless opportunities to finally master the art of crochet. Yet a microphone lets your voice be louder than everyone else’s so maybe the microphone would be better.
Monkey Pro: Never have to drive yourself home after a long night of drinking or smoking drugs.
Monkey Con: Monkeys are notoriously bad tippers.
Microphone Pro: Always a chance for an impromptu karaoke party.
Microphone Con: Feedback.
As you can tell, this is not a debate that can be solved easily. This will probably take the think tanks years and years to suss out the right answer. So I will just for now leave it with this final thought:
If you gave anyone five dollars they might spend it. But if you give someone five hand jobs, they’ll defnitely blow their load.
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